Apparently, Zombie Jesus is 'Blasphemous' - the little lioness

Apparently, Zombie Jesus is 'Blasphemous'

Definition time (using good ol’ Dictionary.com

Zombie: the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.

Jesus: Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion.

Blasphemy: impious utterance or action concerning God or sacred things

Okay, so I don’t know how willful Jesus was after he rose from the dead. Did he talk? Perhaps it may not be accurate then, if he spoke to someone. But if he was mute, he may well have been a zombie, and then the ‘usually’ for some evil purpose part would come into play. It could have been for good, as it’s not ALWAYS that someone is a zombie for evil.

I’ll leave the Blasphemy definition alone. Or mostly. “god”… hmmm… and sacred to whom?

Happy Zombie Jesus Day for Sunday. You can have your ‘easter’, I’ll celebrate in my own way ;)

(ps 30 hours left to enter to win the more flamboyant jesus Purple Glitter Jesus!)

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2 comments for “Apparently, Zombie Jesus is 'Blasphemous'

  1. Kelkel
    April 4, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    Well the bible says he talked, all Arnie and such “I’ll be back”.

    I think most associate zombies with brain-eating, unpleasant creatures without a soul and whatever. But really, “blasphemy” is just another word for “mutany”, so the more stigma that can be attached to it, the less likely people will be able to speak against it.

  2. Christina
    April 8, 2010 at 12:32 am

    Zombie. :)

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