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It's Resolution, Baby

December 13, 2007 · 1 comment

Before I make any serious resolutions, I must of course see if they are possible according to my Horoscope *rolls eyes*

Sexual Horoscope (start with the most pressing, hmm??)

Cancer you are in for a major transitional year in 2008 in terms of love, sex, and relationship. The key to handling what is likely to come your way will be cultivating a fearless approach to intimacy.

Hell, yes! I can be fearless when it comes to my approach to intimacy, can’t I?

crabby!My Year in the Stars (it blathers on so here’s the end:

In the end it’s up to you, and even the best influences can be reduced in impact, if you are determined life won’t change. But with money improving from September and a feeling that you need to organise everything as efficiently as you can, 2007/8 sees a lightening of your situation, a move away from purely practical concerns and much greater emotional fulfilment, than you have dared to dream about for ages.

If I want change I can change, yes?

And to be sure, my Chinese Horoscope:

Some sentimental deceptions may be feared for this year. They’ll be due not so much to human inconstancy as to a lack of imagination on the part of the Dog. Now everybody knows that routine and pedestrianism are the worst enemies of love!

So, spice up your life!

I shall take these into consideration of course when making my list of resolutions for 2008. You realise that will probably be get fitter, lift more weights, lose weight, have more sex, save more and yet buy more clothes :p Oh yeah and something to do with work and being a happy person. So long as the stars support it, of course!

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